Alex Rodriguez is going to be spending Thanksgiving with Madonna.
His job will be to stuff the bird.
The bad economic news just keeps on coming.
Earlier today GM announced they were laying off another 10% of their celebrity spokesmen.
I love seeing the new balloons in the Thanksgiving Day parade every year.
This year they’ve got a Sarah Palin balloon – it’s trying to slaughter the Tom Turkey balloon.
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving and everybody has Thanksgiving fever.
Earlier today down in Washington the Fed gave $200 billion to Butterball.
I have a bunch of relatives coming to my house for Thanksgiving.
I spent today getting the house ready for them – you know, hiding the valuables.
My mom flew into town today for Thanksgiving.
She was agitated when I picked her up at the airport because once again the TSA confiscated her weapon.
Earlier tonight Rosie O’Donnell’s new variety show debuted on NBC.
Not to be outdone, tomorrow night here on CBS we’re debuting a new variety show starring Janet Reno.
Earlier tonight Rosie O’Donnell’s new variety show debuted on NBC.
It’s actually a one shot deal, but it could be picked up if the ratings are good and Rosie tests negative for performance enhancers.
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