It was freezing cold here in New York City today.
Here’s how cold it was today: I wore my hairpiece with the earflaps.
Earlier today al Qaeda released their welcome video for Barack Obama in which they call him a “house negro.”
It wasn’t all negative; they also sent him a lovely fruit basket.
Yesterday Vice President Dick Cheney was indicted in Texas for abusing prisoners.
These are serious charges. If convicted on all counts he may have to waterboard himself.
Celebrity birthdays: happy birthday today to Larry King.
He had 75 candles on his cake – one for each wife.
Former president Bill Clinton says that he’s willing bare all in an ethics review if Hillary is nominated for secretary of state.
I’m thinking, isn’t baring all what got him into trouble in the first place?
Yesterday Laura Bush gave Michele Obama and her daughters a tour of their new home in the White House.
It was a detailed tour, right down to the window the Bush twins first snuck out of to go drinking.
Yesterday Laura Bush gave Michele Obama and her daughters a tour of their new home in the White House.
Then next week they’ll get a tour of their new ranch in Crawford, Texas.
Happy World Toilet Day!
If you don’t know about it, World Toilet Day is meant to promote the use of toilets and is sponsored by the World Toilet Organization and Senator Larry Craig.
Happy World Toilet Day!
In honor of World Toilet Day a special ceremony was held in Senator Larry Craig’s stall.
Ten years ago today they began impeachment hearings on Bill Clinton.
In honor of that day, earlier today a moment of silence was observed back in our writers’ room.
It was on the date in 1863 that Abraham Lincoln delivered the Gettysburg Address.
Here’s a little know fact about the Gettysburg Address: the MC that day? Regis.
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