Last night in Nashville they had another presidential debate.
Did you see it? The old guy was feisty, he was angry, he was prickly – but enough about Tom Brokaw.
Last night in Nashville they had another presidential debate.
This debate had a special format: Hee Haw style.
You could tell during the debate last night that John McCain and Barack Obama don’t like each other.
I haven’t seen two politicians who dislike each other this much since – Bill and Hillary.
Last night during the debate John McCain said he knows what it’s like for people who can’t pay their mortgage.
He said he can barely pay his 13 mortgages.
Last night during the debate John McCain said he needs a hair transplant.
Finally, a candidate who’s talking about my issues.
Down in Times Square the hookers are offering their presidential election special.
For an extra $50 they’ll poll you.
Earlier today the Federal Reserve and a number of other global lending institutions announced an emergency cut in interest rates.
Here’s who cut their interest rates: the Federal Reserve, the Bank of England and the Gambino crime family.
The economy is so bad everybody is cutting back.
Here’s how bad the economy is: over at St. Patrick’s they’ve eliminated three sacraments.
The economy is still in really bad shape.
Here’s how bad the economy is: earlier today they repossessed Grant’s Tomb.
The economy is still in really bad shape.
Here’s how bad the economy is: over at Grant’s Tomb, Grant is looking for a roommate.
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