John McCain is selling his Arizona ranch.

It’s got 13 bedrooms, 14 bathrooms and 27 clappers.

Earlier tonight in St. Louis they had the vice presidential debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden.

Experts say it was a split decision: he won foreign policy and she won skeet shooting.

Earlier tonight in St. Louis they had the vice presidential debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden.

That meant that for one night I didn’t have the worst hair plugs on TV.

Earlier tonight in St. Louis they had the vice presidential debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden.

I was a little confused when I first turned it on; for a minute there I thought Regis and Kelly were having a prime time special.

Earlier tonight in St. Louis they had the vice presidential debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden.

Palin’s team negotiated an unusual format: each question was followed by 90 seconds for an answer, followed by two minutes of open debate, followed by 60 seconds of posing.

Yesterday the defense in the O.J. Simpson trial rested their case.

O.J.’s got a pretty good lawyer again. The guy gave his closing arguments in iambic pentameter.

Celebrity birthdays: Kelly Ripa turns 38 today.

The whole cast of Regis and Kelly threw her a surprise party. What they did was, they all hid behind Regis’ money.

Celebrity birthdays: Kelly Ripa turns 38 today.

She had a big party hosted by Regis.

It’s already October and you can tell that Halloween is just around the corner.

Earlier today Amy Winehouse OD’d on candy corn.

Here in New York City they’re experimenting with wrapping subway cars in advertising.

City officials say if it works for subway cars they’ll try the same thing with the hookers.