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October 1, 2008.
  Web Posted at: 9:25 am UTC

Thursday night is the big vice presidential debate between Joe Biden and Sarah Palin.

Here’s how the debate will break down: 1/3 foreign policy, 1/3 the economy and 1/3 talent.


Everybody’s excited about tomorrow night’s vice presidential debate.

Here’s how big a deal it is: earlier today they announced that Bruce Springsteen will be playing at halftime.


Out in Arizona Sarah Palin is preparing for the vice presidential debate on Thursday.

They’re really trying hard to boost her foreign policy knowledge; earlier today they drove her down to the border so she could see Mexico.


Out in Arizona Sarah Palin is preparing for the vice presidential debate on Thursday.

You know you’re in trouble when your goal is to do as well as Dan Quayle.


Here in New York City Mayor Bloomberg is trying to get around the term limit laws so he can run for a third term.

His advisors figure if he can’t get around the term limits he should definitely be able to get under them.


Celebrity birthdays: former President Jimmy Carter turns 84 today.

It’s been so long since Carter was president a lot of young people don’t even know he was president – but enough about Sarah Palin.


Celebrity birthdays: former President Jimmy Carter turns 84 today.

Jimmy Carter and George Bush actually have a lot in common: both were governors of southern states, both had a drunken idiot brother – no, wait, I meant Jimmy Carter and Jeb Bush have a lot in common.


Yesterday the Yankees announced that general manager Brian Cashman has signed a new three-year deal.

Here are Brian Cashman’s top three priorities for next season: an ace pitcher, a big hitting outfielder and a stud catcher – no, wait, I’m sorry those are Madonna’s top priorities.


Yesterday the Yankees announced that general manager Brian Cashman has signed a new three-year deal.

He said he looking forward to moving into the new stadium next year and finally having a decent budget to work with.


NASA announced this week that they found snow falling on Mars.

They say they’re really surprised by this and now they’re really wishing they’d gone for the all season radials on the rovers.

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