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July 29, 2008.
  Web Posted at: 9:32 am UTC

It was a beautiful day here in New York City today.

It was so nice today that the Packers traded Brett Favre for Al Roker.


Brett Favre now says that he wants to play again but the Packers say he can’t start for them anymore.

Here are the options for Brett: he can be a backup for the Packers, he can demand a trade to another team, or he can take over the late night slot on ABC.


John McCain had a mole removed from face yesterday.

It’s the first potentially dangerous thing a candidate has had removed since Obama got rid of Hillary.


The White House announced yesterday that the federal budget deficit for next year will be $482 billion, a record high.

So there’s a big Mission Accomplished!


The White House announced yesterday that the budget deficit for next year will be $482 billion, a record high.

Here’s how the budget deficit breaks down: $100 billion for defense, $100 billion for Social Security and $282 billion for chaw.


Earlier today Russian scientists reached the bottom of the deepest freshwater lake in the world.

Here’s how deep it is: they say it’s an even deeper hole than the one Green Bay Packers are in.


Amy Winehouse was in a London hospital earlier this week for an adverse reaction to medication.

This was her second London hospital stay in a month. Next month she’ll begin a tour of U.S. hospitals.


Amy Winehouse was in a London hospital earlier this week for an adverse reaction to medication.

Here was the problem: she had some prescription medication and she actually used it properly.


Ryan Seacrest says he was bitten by a shark over the weekend.

He didn’t give a lot of detail. All he said was “Seacrest … BITTEN!”


Ryan Seacrest says he was bitten by a shark over the weekend.

He said it was the scariest encounter he’s had since Paula Abdul cornered him at last year’s holiday party.

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