MONDAY: Celebrity birthdays: Alex Rodriguez turned 33 yesterday.

Madonna gave him something – but his doctors say antibiotics should clear it right up.

MONDAY: Celebrity birthdays: Alex Rodriguez turned 33 yesterday.

He had a great party – he was 3-for-4 at the piñata.

MONDAY: Congratulations to former Yankee pitcher Goose Gossage whose was inducted into the baseball hall of fame yesterday.

Goose isn’t his actual first name. Do you know his real fist name? That’s right – Gander.

MONDAY: Congratulations to former Yankee pitcher Goose Gossage whose was inducted into the baseball hall of fame yesterday.

He says the key to his success was lots of sweat, lots of Ben Gay and lots of rosin – no, wait, I’m sorry, that’s the key to the Yankee Stadium hot dogs.

FRIDAY: Celebrity birthdays: MTV turns 27 today.

Who remembers the original MTV VJs? Let’s see, there was Martha Quinn, JJ Jackson and Regis.

FRIDAY: Celebrity birthdays: MTV turns 27 today.

Kids today may not realize this but back when MTV first started, for a little while there, they actually played music.

Have you noticed that gas prices are coming down?

Gas prices have come down so much that today, for the first time in weeks, I filled up at a gas station rather than siphon from my neighbor.

NFL training camps opened this week.

They’re back at it sweating, practicing, looking at videtape – and those are just the Patriots’ video guys.

Brett Favre says now that he’s unretiring and he wants to play again.

The Packers say he can’t start for them anymore – they already promised the job to Conan O’Brien.

Brett Favre says now that he’s unretiring and he wants to play again.

First he’s retired then he’s not retired. I haven’t seen somebody have this much trouble giving up football since Rosie O’Donnell.

Over in Central Park they’re offering hot air balloon rides.

It costs $25 for a 10-minute ride. It’s the same deal the hookers in Times Square offer.

Over in Central Park they’re offering hot air balloon rides.

It costs $25 for a 10-minute ride. I’m thinking, if I want spend $25 for a 10-minute, life-threatening ride, I’ll just jump in a cab.