It was another humid day here in New York City today.

It was so humid today that Batman assaulted Al Roker’s mother.

There’s reportedly a sex tape out of Alex Rodriguez and Madonna.

They say it’s not flattering to A Rod’s; apparently he makes two errors.

There’s reportedly a sex tape out of Alex Rodriguez and Madonna.

They say Madonna looks a little older in the video; apparently the first part of the tape is her taking out her teeth.

Last week President Bush said the problem with the economy is that Wall Street got drunk.

Well, he would know.

John McCain may announce his running mate soon.

They say he’s looking for someone who’s younger and more energetic. Hell, even I fit that bill.

It was on this date in 1903 that Ford sold their first car.

That first car, the Model A, sold for $750. Nowadays that barely fills the tank.

Good news: fans are now allowed to bring sunscreen into Yankee Stadium.

That’s good because the hot dogs haven’t tasted the same without it.

Celebrity birthdays: Monica Lewinsky turns 35 today.

Friends who saw her blow out her candles say she hasn’t lost anything off her fastball.

Celebrity birthdays: Monica Lewinsky turns 35 today.

She’s getting a little older now; apparently she can’t get down on knees like she used to.