It’s hot here in New York City again.
It was so hot today that the Giants traded Jeremy Shockey for a Slurpee.
It’s hot here in New York City again.
It was so hot today that Donald Trump bought an Italian Ice for that thing on his head.
It’s hot here in New York City again.
It was so hot today that over at St. Patrick’s the priests were pouring holy water on their heads..
John McCain made an appearance at Yankee Stadium the other night.
He was there to throw out the ceremonial first hip.
Earlier this week the New York Times rejected an essay by John McCain that was a response to an essay by Barack Obama.
I’m not sure who’s going to win the election but I’m just excited about finally having a president who can write an essay.
Yesterday a federal court threw out the FCC’s $550,000 fine against CBS for Janet Jackson’s wardrobe malfunction.
So I guess that means that I’m once again CBS’s most costly mistake.
Yesterday Roger Ebert announced that he’s leaving Ebert & Roeper.
He said he didn’t want to leave, but the deal was the job goes to Conan in 2009.
Yesterday both Roger Ebert and Richard Roeper announced that they’re leaving Ebert & Roeper.
Disney hasn’t picked new hosts yet, but they’re already busy auditioning guys named Ebert and Roeper.
Earlier this week astronomers announced that they’ve discovered a new dwarf planet in the solar system.
This is the third new dwarf planet they’ve discovered. In fact, they’ve given these new dwarf planets a special name – tomcruiseoids.
Scientists in Peru recently found a well-preserved 1,000-year-old mummy.
They say the mummy is so well preserved that he looks just like he did the day that Larry King began broadcasting.
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