Here in New York City over in Central Park we’re having a problem with snapping turtles.
New Yorkers are tough though. Earlier today a turtle snapped at Donald Trump and that thing on his head snapped back.
Here in New York City over in Central Park we’re having a problem with snapping turtles.
These turtles can be 26 inches tall and snap at any moment – just like Tom Cruise.
Out in California this week they’re having a real heat wave.
It was so hot in Los Angeles today that George Takei married Mr. Softee.
Out in California this week they’re having a real heat wave.
It was so hot in Los Angeles today that Ellen DeGeners married the Dairy Queen.
Out in California this week they’re having a real heat wave.
It was so hot in Los Angeles today that Phil Spector shot Al Roker.
Donatella Versace has designed a new line of clothes inspired by Barack Obama.
John McCain has also inspired a line of clothing – but his are made by depends.
Donatella Versace has designed a new line of clothes inspired by Barack Obama.
Hillary Clinton has also inspired a line of clothing – as a matter of fact I’m wearing one of her pants suits right now.
Scientists in Switzerland say they’ve developed a new drug to cure shyness.
I thought we already had that – it’s called alcohol.
Amy Winehouse’s doctor says that she has emphysema from smoking crack.
Apparently it’s pretty serious. They say if she doesn’t quit her hair may have to go on a respirator.
Boy George has been denied a visa to come to the U.S. this summer because of legal issues.
So England denied Martha Stewart a visa and now we’ve denied Boy George a visa. I’d say we win that one.
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