MONDAY: George Carlin died yesterday of a heart attack at the age of 71.
Earlier today Caesar’s Palace named Tom Brokaw as his interim replacement.
MONDAY: NBC has named Tom Brokaw as the interim host of “Meet the Press.”
Here’s the deal: he’ll host the show for the rest of the year and then in 2009 Conan O’Brien will take over.
FRIDAY: It was four years ago tomorrow that we officially handed over control of Iraq to the Iraqis.
That’s amazing – it seems like only yesterday that Iraq was a mess.
FRIDAY: Here in Manhattan an artist has built four huge waterfalls into the East River.
Have you seen them? They’re amazing: every minute over the falls there goes 35,000 gallons of water – and at least one dead body.
FRIDAY: Today is the 41st anniversary of the world’s first ATM.
It’s also the 41st anniversary of the first time a guy forgot his PIN.
FRIDAY: Today is the 41st anniversary of the world’s first ATM.
ATM’s have come a long way since then. Today’s ATMs are packed full of high tech equipment. That first ATM was just a little person in a box.
Martha Stewart was denied a visa to visit Britain due to her criminal record.
Is it just me, or does this make her even sexier?
Martha Stewart was denied a visa to visit Britain due to her criminal record.
The good news is there’s one place she’ll always have a visa to: my heart.
Martha Stewart was denied a visa to visit Britain due to her criminal record.
Martha wasn’t available for comment; she’s hiding out in the mountainous region of Connecticut.
It’s officially summer now which means you have to be careful about the sun.
That’s why I always wear UV-protective clothing. For example, today my hairpiece has an SPF of 85.
Now that gay people can get married in California Ellen DeGeneres is going to marry her girlfriend.
I’m excited about it because Ellen says her best man is either going to be me or Rosie O’Donnell.
Now that gay people can get married in California Ellen DeGeneres is going to marry her girlfriend.
Ellen said she’s looking forward to the wedding, but she’s really looking forward to the bachelor party.
Now that gay people can get married in California Ellen DeGeneres is going to marry her girlfriend.
I have mixed feelings about Ellen getting married. On one hand I’m happy for her, but on the other hand I had vowed I wouldn’t get married again unless Ellen did first.
NASA says that the Phoenix lander has officially found ice on Mars.
They say now that Mars is officially the coldest, most inhospitable place in the solar system – other than this studio.
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