Congratulations to the Boston Celtics who won the NBA title last night.

More god news for Celtic fans: earlier today the NBA announced that the Celtics will win again next year.

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are going to start making joint appearances next week.

Here’s the deal: during the day they’ll be on the stage together then at night they’ll sleep in their own rooms – no wait, I’m sorry, that’s Bill and Hillary.

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are going to start making joint appearances next week.

Apparently it took several days of difficult negotiations before they agreed to appear together. It’s the same way they get Bill and Hillary to appear together.

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee are back together.

Tommy is happy about it and says he really missed them.

Earlier today Michelle Obama was a co-host on The View.

She said she learned a lot by being on the show, like that Hillary Clinton isn’t the biggest bitch in New York.

Earlier today President Bush called for Congress to allow for offshore oil drilling.

I believe he’s the first president in favor of drilling since – Bill Clinton.

John McCain said yesterday that he’s in favor of drilling untapped domestic oil reserves.

He promised that if he’s elected he’ll start drilling in Jerry Lewis’s hair.

Celebrity birthdays: Paul McCartney turns 66 today.

He had a big birthday cake – half of which he had to give to Heather Mills.

Celebrity birthdays: Roger Ebert turns 66 today.

He said he really enjoyed his party, even though the ending was weak.

Joan Rivers was kicked off a British talk show this week for using profanity.

It’s the first time she’s been asked to leave a show since Vaudeville.