Yesterday former Vice President Al Gore officially endorsed Barack Obama.
Political experts say this should give Obama’s campaign a much needed shot of boredom.
It was a beautiful day here today in New York City.
It was so nice today that the Hulk was rampaging in Central Park.
It was a beautiful day here today in New York City.
It was so nice today that Mets fired their manager at the beach.
The Mets fired Willie Randolph in the middle of the night last night.
It’s the most famous late night firing since NBC got rid of me.
The Mets fired Willie Randolph in the middle of the night last night.
He’s being replaced for the rest of the season by Jerry Manual, then in 2009 the job goes to Conan O’Brien.
President Bush is back from his trip to Europe where he was trying to convince the Europeans to help find Osama bin Laden.
You can tell Bush is getting desperate to catch bin Laden before he leaves office. Earlier today he called to ask the Hulk to help.
Last night President Bush returned from his final trip to Europe as president.
It’s the beginning of his farewell tour. Next month he makes his last trip as president to Disney World.
President Bush is working on his memoirs.
His first task: figure out how to spell “memoir”.
Earlier tonight in Boston they played game 6 of the NBA finals.
We taped this show before the game was played so we don’t know the score. However, the NBA did tell us there would be a game 7.
The Battle of Bunker Hill was on this day in 1775.
It was one of the most famous battles of the Revolutionary War and, I believe, the first time John McCain ever saw action.
On this day in 1885 the Status of Liberty arrived in New York.
It took a crew of several hundred to unload her from the ship they brought her in on. It’s the same way the got Rosie O’Donnell on The View.
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