It was a beautiful day here in New York City today.
It was so nice today that Eliot Spitzer was picking up prostitutes in Central Park.
New York Governor Eliot Spitzer has been accused of hiring a prostitute.
Give the guy credit, he’s pretty clever. He said he was just supporting the local economy.
New York Governor Eliot Spitzer has been accused of hiring a prostitute.
The good news is that means he’s officially presidential material.
Eliot Spitzer paid $4,000 to have a hooker come from New York City to Washington, DC so he could have sex with her.
$4,000 – and that was just the cost of the gas.
Hillary Clinton says that she’d consider Barack Obama as her running mate.
Obama said he’s not interested. I believe that makes him the first guy to reject Hillary since – Bill.
A new study has found that drinking water in the US is contaminated with pharmaceutical drugs.
They say the water tested positive for antibiotics, mood stabilizers, sex hormones – no, wait, I’m sorry, that’s Roger Clemens.
A new study has found that drinking water in the US is contaminated with pharmaceutical drugs.
The good news is now whenever I want to have sex instead of Viagra I just drink two glasses of water.
A new study has found that drinking water in the US is contaminated with pharmaceutical drugs.
Here’s how bad our water is now: Amy Winehouse is addicted to it.
15 years ago today Janet Reno was confirmed as Attorney General.
That was historic; she was our first Attorney General on steroids.
People in a town in Argentina are claiming that a small gnome-like creature is walking their streets at night.
Turns out it’s just Tom Cruise on location for a new movie.
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