Last night in Cleveland Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama had their last debate.

You can tell Hillary is getting desperate. At one point she accused Obama of attending a party at Jose Canseco’s house.

Last night in Cleveland Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama had their last debate.

It was so contentious that at one point Hillary got a real rise out of Obama which is pretty unusual – Hillary getting a rise out of a man.

Last night in Cleveland Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama had their last debate.

That was their 20th debate; it’s the most time Hillary has spent with another man who didn’t cheat on her.

Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch is going to be auctioned off next month because he can’t make the payments on it.

I feel bad for Michael, but the ones I really feel sorry for are the llamas.

Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch is going to be auctioned off next month because he can’t make the payments on it.

Poor Michael has really hit rock bottom. Earlier today I saw him holding a sign that said “Will be weird for food.”

Congress is reportedly going to recommend that Roger Clemens be investigated for perjury.

Roger is continuing to deny using steroids. Earlier today he said the only unnatural chemicals he’s ever put into his body are Yankee Stadium hot dogs.

Celebrity birthdays: Chelsea Clinton turns 28 today.

She celebrated with a bunch of girlfriends – no, wait, I’m sorry, that’s how Bill celebrated.

Celebrity birthdays: Happy birthday to Elizabeth Taylor.

She had a cake with 76 candles – one for each husband.

Celebrity birthdays: Elizabeth Taylor turns 76 today.

She celebrated with one of her best girlfriends – but enough about Michael Jackson.

Celebrity birthdays: Elizabeth Taylor turns 76 and Ralph Nader turns 74 today.

Ralph Nader had a party which was made up mostly of people he siphoned off from Elizabeth Taylor’s party.