If you think about it, Hillary and Obama have a lot in common.
Both are lawyers, both are senators, and neither one is sleeping with Bill Clinton.
The Oscar ceremony the other night had its lowest ratings ever.
Here’s how low the ratings were; earlier today they invited me to host next year’s show.
The Oscar ceremony the other night had its lowest ratings ever.
I blame Regis.
The New York Philharmonic performed in the capital of North Korea last night.
It’s the first time the Philharmonic has performed in a city in chaos run by a crazy little dictator since they last played here in New York.
The New York Philharmonic performed in the capital of North Korea last night.
It’s part of a cultural exchange program. We send them the philharmonic and in exchange they’ll send us a crazy dictator.
The New York Philharmonic performed in the capital of North Korea last night.
If this trip goes well then next month we’ll send them a bunch of hookers.
Scientists said this week that in 7.6 billion years the Earth will be sucked into the sun and completely vaporized.
The good news is solar energy is going to become a lot cheaper.
Scientists said this week that they’ve calculated that the Earth will be vaporized by the sun in 7.6 billion years.
7.6 billion years is a very long time. To give you an idea of how long 7.6 billion years is, that’s about how long the average Oscars show seems to last.
Scientists said this week that they’ve calculated that the Earth will be vaporized by the sun in 7.6 billion years.
When he heard the news Al Gore gave back his Oscar.
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