Legendary college basketball coach Bobby Knight retired earlier this week.

He says he wants to spend more time throwing chairs at his family.

Earlier this week President Bush submitted his last budget to Congress.

It’s a $3 trillion budget and here’s how it breaks down: 50% goes for Social Security, 30% goes for defense and the rest goes for beef jerky.

Economists say the President Bush’s new budget will increase the deficit.

The good news is President Bush says he plans to finance the deficit with scratch tickets.

It’s Fashion Week here in New York City.

You can always tell it’s Fashion Week here in New York City when they cover the sewer grates to keep the supermodels from falling in.

Earlier today I saw a sure sign it’s Fashion Week here in New York City.

On the subway this morning there was guy wearing a designer shirt, tie and jacket – and nothing else.

Celebrity birthdays: Ted Koppel turns 68 today.

Ted Koppel is, of course, famous for being the longtime host of Nightline and for the being the only guy on TV who had a worse hairpiece than mine.

Earlier this week Iran opened its first space center and launched a rocket.

They say, if all goes well, by 2010 they hope to put a camel in orbit.

Earlier this week Iran opened its first space center and launched a rocket.

In response earlier today President Bush said that if Iran wants rockets he’d be happy send a few their way.

Earlier this week Iran opened its first space center.

They say that want to eventually have their own space program so right now they’re conducting test on the effect of zero G on turbans.

It was 44 years ago tomorrow that the Beatles made their American debut right here on this stage.

It’s amazing, it’s been 44 years since the Beatles played here and backstage it still smells a little Ringo-y.