Tomorrow is Groundhog Day.

Here’ the deal: if the groundhog sees his shadow, it means six more weeks of winter. If he doesn’t see his shadow, it means Al Gore gets another Oscar.

Tomorrow is Groundhog Day the day Punxsutawney Phil makes his annual prediction.

Punxsutawney Phil is this little creature who lives in a secluded location with his family and once a year his handlers bring him out before the media to make some strange prediction – no, wait, I’m sorry, that’s Tom cruise.

Did you hear that the organizers of Groundhog Day have a scandal on their hands?

Earlier today they discovered that Punxsutawney Phil is really just a rat on steroids.

The Super Bowl is this Sunday and you can tell that Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is feeling confident.

Here’s how confident he is: he’s spent the whole week watching film of supermodels.

The Super Bowl is this Sunday and here’s my official prediction.

By the end of Sunday night, Tom Brady will be the one hoisting the Bundchen.

Every year there are these crazy Super Bowl proposition bets you can make.

For example, this year you can bet on who gets called for holding first, who the MVP of the game will thank first, how long it will take to sing the national anthem – and those are just the bets that mom has made.

Celebrity birthdays: Grand Central Station turns 95 today.

It’s amazing, 95 years old and many of the original fixtures are still there – but enough about the hookers.

Good news: subway crime in New York City was way down last year.

I can tell subway crime is way down because it’s been months since I’ve been on the subway and had to use my belt as a tourniquet.

Good news: subway crime in New York City was way down last year.

I can tell subway crime is way down because it’s been months since I’ve been on the subway and heard somebody yell “I’m hurt – somebody call Mary Kate Olsen!”

The government says that an old satellite that’s lost power is going to crash into the Earth in the next few weeks.

They say this satellite is as big as a bus. I believe it would be the biggest thing to coming crashing back to Earth since Britney Spears.