Celebrity birthdays: David Hasselhoff turns 55 today.
His family celebrated by throwing him a surprise birthday intervention.
Celebrity birthdays: David Hasselhoff turns 55 today.
He celebrated by eating some birthday cake off of the floor.
This week the Catholic Church agreed to pay $660 million to victims of clergy abuse.
You can already see the effects of the settlement. Earlier today in front of St. Patrick’s I saw an altar boy pull up in a Mercedes.
This week the Catholic Church agreed to pay $660 million to victims of clergy abuse.
You can already see the effects of the settlement. Earlier today I saw a priest on a corner with a sign that said “Will forgive for food.”
2,000 pages of diaries written by Joe DiMaggio are being auctioned off.
The diaries were written when he was in his 70s, so they’re not too exciting. Most of them are about what he had for dinner at Applebees.
Rupert Murdoch, the owner of FOX, is buying Dow Jones.
Rupert is already planning big changes. First off, stocks will now be rated by Simon Cowell.
Muslim congressman Keith Ellison compared George W. Bush to Adolf Hitler this week.
That’s a silly comparison; Hitler actually had a plan.
Muslim congressman Keith Ellison compared George W. Bush to Adolf Hitler this week.
That’s a silly comparison; Dick Cheney is much more like Hitler than Bush is.
NBC announced yesterday that they’re going to do a celebrity version of The Apprentice.
People like Kevin Federline and Nick Lachey are going to compete for a job working for Trump. The winner will get to pick between being a waiter or a janitor.
NBC announced yesterday that they’re going to do a celebrity version of The Apprentice.
Here’s how it will work: each week Donald will fire one member of The View.
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