Today was Day 3 of Paris Hilton’s jail sentence.
She spends 23 hours a day alone in her cell and they say she’s already starting to go stir crazy. Here’s how crazy she’s getting: earlier today she actually considered reading a book.
Yesterday in Washington Scooter Libby was sentenced to 30 months in prison.
The good news is with a name like Scooter he shouldn’t have any trouble making friends in prison.
Earlier today Bob Barker taped his final show as host of The Price is Right.
He said he’s looking forward to retirement and to spending less time working on his tan.
Last night in New Hampshire the Republican presidential candidates had another debate.
It was a pretty contentious debate. The only thing they were all in favor of was the Rosie leaving The View.
Today is the 63rd anniversary of the D-Day invasion of France.
D-Day was the worst fighting Americans have seen until Rosie joined The View.
Today is the 63rd anniversary of the D-Day invasion of France.
That was really a different time. For example, back then invading another country was fun.
A guy here in New York recently had to go to the hospital after a vitamin-enriched drink gave him a permanent eretion.
It was pretty serious; he eventually had to have surgery to remove the smile from his face.
A guy in Poland recently woke up after spending 19 years in a coma.
When he woke up and saw the news the first thing he said was “George Bush is still in Iraq?”
Paul McCartney released a new album this week.
You can buy the album at Starbucks using cash or charge or you can just make a check out directly to Heather Mills McCartney.
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