Earlier tonight in New Hampshire the Republican presidential candidates had another debate.

I don’t want to say Mitt Romeny looked over confident, but he brought all of his wives to the debate.

Earlier tonight in New Hampshire the Republican presidential candidates had another debate.

The debate is over but none of the candidates wanted to set an exact timetable for their withdrawal.

Out in California Paris Hilton is serving her 45 day jail sentence.

Experts say she’ll probably get half of that time off for well-coordinated behavior.

Out in California Paris Hilton is serving her 45 day jail sentence.

It’s not going well. Earlier today she got into a fight in the tanning salon.

Out in California Paris Hilton is serving her 45 day jail sentence.

She’s staying at a pretty rough place. Here’s how rough it is: the restaurant is only four stars.

Out in California Paris Hilton is serving her 45 day jail sentence.

It’s a pretty tough place; inside the jail the currency is cigarettes and eye shadow.

Rosie O’Donnell is going to publish her memoirs later this year.

The rumor is in this book she finally admits using steroids.

Rosie O’Donnell is going to publish her memoirs later this year.

I’ve already seen an advance copy and I’m jealous because it turns out she’s been with more women than I have.

Rosie O’Donnell is going to publish her memoirs later this year.

The book will cover her whole career going back to her days as a longshoreman.

A couple of people in Japan recently went into a KFC and found glass in their cole slaw.

The KFC folks are clever; they said the glass is there to keep the mice out.