It’s Fleet Week here in New York City.

I love Fleet Week because it’s the one time of year that New York City smells like brine.

It’s Fleet Week here in New York City.

I believe it’s the biggest show of force this city has seen since Snoop Dogg’s last tour.

The Yankees lost to the Red Sox last night and they’re now 10 1/2 games out of first place.

The Yankees are so bad this year that earlier today Jimmy Carter called them the worst team ever.

Jason Giambi admitted this week that he used to use steroids.

He says he regrets using them and he won’t ever use them again. So, the Yankees season is definitely over.

Paris Hilton was seen this week in Los Angeles carrying a Bible.

Apparently, she hasn’t gotten to the part yet about adultery.

Paris Hilton was seen this week in Los Angeles carrying a Bible.

There are other signs that Paris has found religion. Earlier today she was pulled over for driving under the influence of communion wine.

Mayor Bloomberg said this week that all New York City cabs will be hybrids within five years.

The whole city is going green. Earlier today they installed solar panels over at Grant’s Tomb.

A 60-year-old woman in New Jersey became the oldest woman to give birth to twins yesterday.

That’s going to be a lot of work. All the drooling, the diapers, and the baby food – and the twins will be a lot of work to.

A 60-year-old woman in New Jersey became the oldest woman to give birth to twins yesterday.

There are some advantages to having a baby at 60. For example, she won’t have to pick the kids up to breast feed.

A guy in Colorado has been arrested for stealing 1,300 pairs of women’s underwear.

It’s good to hear that Regis back to full strength.