Chumworth on the News – The LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN

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Air Date: May 7, 2007.

The LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN

For me the Kentucky Derby is a lot like sex.

It’s over in 2 minutes and costs me $100.

Click here to hear it live! (format: MP3, size: 120kb)

You can also watch the video of the entire monologue here.

I first wrote this joke for Dave last year. Click here to hear the 2006 version live! (format: MP3, size: 108kb)

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