Divorce, as they say, is always hardest on the children, unless, of course, the couple in question is Britney Spears and Kevein Federline (that’s K Fed, to you and me). In that case those kids will be just fine, once Britney gets custody. They’ll live a life of pampering and spoilage. But who’s going to pamper and spoil poor K Fed and his posse now that Britney has shoved his sorry ass off of the gravy train? It’s the question that everybody is asking and one that Carson Daly pondered via the following joke I wrote on last Thursday episode of Last Call (11/16/06).

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are getting divorced.

Britney is expected to get custody of the kids; no word yet on who gets custody of Kevin Federline.

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Anybody out there willing to comp K Fed and his peeps some food and booze during his time of need?

Are you a man? Ever wish you had more down there, or at least could make it look like you did to attract the ladies? Well, wish no more, fellas! An Australian underwear manufacturer has just what you’re looking for, as this joke that I wrote for my new friend Carson Daly that he told on Thursday’s episode of Last Call (11/9/06) explains:

An Australian company has developed new enhancing underwear for men to make them more attractive to women.

Here’s how it works: the underwear enhances your bulge in the wallet area.

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Gotta get me some of those, pronto.