(assuming the U.S. loses to Ghana today)
President Bush returned home today from his European trip.
He went to Europe for a couple of days, made a few appearances then came home – no, I’m sorry, that was the U.S. soccer team.
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We learned this week that North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il’s son Kim Jong-Chol is a big fan of Eric Clapton.
Experts say he’s probably not going to be the next leader of North Korea unless he starts acting a lot more crazy.
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We learned this week that North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il’s son Kim Jong-Chol is a big fan of classic rock.
Today North Korea announced that they’ve developed the ability to produce their own version of “Cheeseburger in Paradise.”
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We learned this week that North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il’s son Kim Jong-Chol loves classic rock and that his body produces excessive amounts of female hormones.
It’s like I have a twin.
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Yesterday the Senate voted down a bill to raise the minimum wage.
So, more bad news for Nick Lachey.
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(assuming the U.S. loses to Ghana today)
Earlier today at the U.S. was officially eliminated from the World Cup after losing to Ghana.
Like most Americans I was completely shocked: I had no idea we were in the World Cup.
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(assuming the U.S. beat Ghana today)
Earlier today at the World Cup the U.S. beat Ghana.
The good news for Ghana was that after the match three players were adopted by Angelina Jolie.
(assuming the U.S. loses to Ghana today)
Earlier today at the World Cup the Ghana beat the U.S.
More good news for the Ghana team: after the match three players were adopted by Angelina Jolie.
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Scientists say that the San Andreas fault is under immense stress and Los Angeles is due for a major earthquake at any moment.
And…?
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Phoenix was recently named the sweatiest city in America.
It replaced last year’s most sweaty city, which was wherever Michael Moore took his summer vacation.
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Kevin Federline is campaigning against a bill in Congress to eliminate the penny.
It’s not surprising since Britney pays him his allowance in pennies.
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