Last night on FOX Taylor Hicks was named the newest American Idol.
He really clinched it during his final performance when he held his breath for nine minutes.
It's Fleet Week here in New York City.
The hookers are offering their annual Fleet Week special: for $50 they'll swab your poopdeck.
The big Memorial Day weekend is coming up.
I always enjoy the Memorial Day weekend because it's one of the few times in the year that the whole family gets together that isn't an intervention for mom.
Al Gore has a new documentary out about global warming.
It's called the Da Boring Code.
Al Gore has a new documentary out about global warming.
He says it's a lot like the Da Vinci Code, but without the entertainment.
Global warming is getting worse and worse.
Global warming has gotten so bad that the most popular spring break spot this year was Buffalo.
Global warming is getting worse and worse.
Global warming has gotten so bad earlier today President Bush vowed to stop the flow of illegal Eskimos into the country.
Osama bin Laden has reportedly moved out of the mountainous regions of Pakistan to a new location.
Apparently intelligence sources were able to intercept his change-of-address card.
Osama bin Laden has reportedly moved out of the mountainous regions of Pakistan to a new location.
Apparently he was spotted riding a U-Haul Mule.
Osama bin Laden has reportedly moved out of the mountainous regions of Pakistan to a new location.
Apparently he was spotted in a new town waiting for the cable guy.
Jeb Bush said that he's interested in becoming the next commissioner of the NFL.
Here's how interested he is: he's already got the ballots rigged.
ABC has named Charles Gibson to be the new anchor of World News Tonight.
They picked him after they couldn't get their first choice: Rosie O'Donnell.
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