Earlier tonight on FOX they announced the winner of “American Idol.”
The winner gets the title of “American Idol” and a recording contract. The loser gets one free swing at Simon Cowell.
A new audio message from Osama bin Laden was released this week.
This time instead of giving a tape to Aljazeera he just made it available in iTunes.
A new audio message from Osama bin Laden was released this week.
Experts say they're pretty sure it's recent because he says he knew David Blaine could never hold his breath for nine minutes.
Al Gore has a new documentary out about global warming.
It should do well because if there's anybody who can make global warming sexy, it's Al Gore.
President Bush said this week that he wasn't planning to see Al Gore's new documentary about global warming.
Apparently he doesn't think he'll be able to squeeze it in during his five-week summer vacation.
Celebrity birthdays: Bob Dylan turns 65 today.
Old Bob is slowing down a bit. These days the only protest songs he writes are about the high costs of prescription drugs.
Celebrity birthdays: Bob Dylan turns 65 today.
Old Bob is slowing down a bit. These days the only protest songs he writes are about the high prices at Dennys.
Celebrity birthdays: The Brooklyn Bridge opened on this day in 1883.
I believe the only thing in New York that's had more people on it is – Madonna.
It's graduation season.
I often get asked to speak at graduations and it usually goes well until the crowd realizes I'm not Regis.
It's graduation season.
The only group of seniors I've been asked to address is AARP.
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