• morning in southern maine. watching kids shows on demand with kids. the things i do for them. #
• just ate another hard boiled egg white. still living in the fast lane. #
• attention: new IT Underworld cartoon posted! http://tinyurl.com/lbo89l #
• taking the kids swimming, but not at the beach. I need more coffee. #
• the kids are wet and dirty and generally scungy. mrs chumworth will now clean them up. i will remain on the couch. #
• sarah palin has resigned as alaska’s governor. on july 26 she’ll officially transfer her wardrobe to the lt gov. #
• time open a beer in honor of sarah palin resigning! bad news for the wolves: she has more time for hunting. #
• my in-laws’ analysis of sarah palin resignation: FIL: her family is falling apart. MIL: she’s pregnant. ha! #
• sarah palin has resigned as alaska’s governor. she said she’s looking forward to spending more time with her wardrobe. #
• 8:07pm and the kids are still awake. i’m calling 911. #

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• this unending rain and fog is beyond ridiculous. when did i move to england? #
• before the workday gets insane, i shall center myself with some john sebastian: http://bit.ly/7t0Uh #
• at work for 15 minutes and this already describes my mental state: http://bit.ly/1Oz3Mv #
• raining like a mofo out there. time to check craigslist for a used ark. #
• whew - MADE IT TO LUNCH! no small feat, that. #
• that’s it. i am stopping work for the day and the weekend. southern maine here we come! somebody have a beer ready for me. #
• on the train headed home. still working. curse you commuter rail wifi! #
• the chumworths are in maine! watch out. time for a beer. #

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• i managed to make it into work with my fly up. it’s all downhill from here. #
• once again it’s rainy and crappy in boston. i demand the firing of all local meteorologists. #
• know how i mentioned my head exploding yesterday, well i lied. TODAY it’s definitely going to explode. #
• my head has gone beyond exploding and is now going to implode. #
• need a major energy boost. may have to percolate coffee directly down pants. #
• somebody hold me. #
• home, sitting on the porch drinking a beer and generally going to my happy place. #
• someone please make me stop working. #
• this wine tastes gross. i can barely finish my fourth glass. #

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• bernie madoffs gets 150 years in jail. i’m going to work again. no end in sight for either of us. #
• been noticing a lot of preggo ladies about to pop on the streets lately. looks like september 08 was one horny month. #
• we can remove the president of honduras, but we still haven’t eradicated mosquitoes. wtf? #
• is it possible to OD on pretzels? i’m about to find out. #
• ok, my head is officially about to explode. #
• do i need a drink? yes. how badly? so badly that i am asking myself questions. #
• i am drawing a robot. how sad my life has become. #
• don’t tell me you kids have never gotten the led out? #
• nobody gets the “don’t tell me you kids have never gotten the led out?” line? where’s @stevegarfield? he’d get it. #
• ok, powering down to go read my new book - topless. #
• ok, now i’m REALLY powering down to read my book (topless). you people keep distracting me. #

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